Software: Microsoft Office

 

COCKEYED

1ST PLACE

GreenHouse New Play Festival – HotCity Theatre St. Louis

 

By William Missouri Downs

 

Downs@uwyo.edu

 

Script

 

Cockeyed is a comedy about DescartesÕ philosophical insight ÒI think therefore I am.Ó ItÕs the story of an average philosophy major who is in love with the unattainable woman of his dreams. The only problem is that she has a glass eye and looks right through him.  Soon it occurs to him that she's not being narcissistic but in fact can't see him. He reasons that the only logical thing to do is to move in with her and cohabitate  – despite the fact that sheÕs unaware of his existence. It might be called a Woody Allen type comedy. (3 men, 1 woman, unit set)