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HEADSET

A View From The Light Booth

 

A Comedy By William Missouri Downs

 

 

Photo by Don Turner

 

Headset is a farce about technical theatre. The entire play takes place in the light booth of the Chicago-Ensemble-Repertory-Group-Theatre-Project on the final night of the company's doomed production of Shakespeare's Hamlet. Running the light board are Hammet and his stepfather Claude who, just like Hamlet and his stepfather Claudius, have a lot of issues to work out.

 

As stepfather and stepson attempt to repair their troubled relationship they must deal with one catastrophe after another: The cast of Hamlet is hit with food poisoning, Yorick's skull goes missing and the police arrive to shut down the production because the producer hasn't paid the rent. To make things worse a bit player named Garry Cooper keeps interrupting Hammet and Claude to get advice on his acting, to give advice on father/son relationships and show off his ever-growing codpiece. During all of this, the audience gets to listen in to what really goes on over headsets during a production as Amelia, the assistant stage manager, and Dick, the union light board operator, offer constant comic offstage banter.

 

Things go from bad to worse when the critic from the Chicago Tribune shows up. Faced with total humiliation, the techies decide there is only one way to save their reputations - the critic must die. All Hammet has to do is "accidentally" drop a Fresnel on him from the grid. As the production comes to its hilarious end, Garry Cooper gets to act out his life dream; he will play Hamlet in the final scene. It's no wonder that Headset has been called the Noises Off of technical theatre.

 

 

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